From the If I Thought of That, People Would Have Just Laughed at Me Department: Shameless Hucksterism Reaches New Heights! As you delve, you may find yourself wondering aloud with TBH about just how tough it sometimes is to sort out the simply brilliant from the purely arrogant. Either way, TBH is mucho-impressed! and non-plussed. Be sure to check out the Don't Throw Your Love Away link.

Now this:

Wanted:

Creative, industrious, socially-conscious and environmentally friendly family with no current means to purchase own homestead seeks independently wealthy land owner seeking to will entire estate to people who will love it, live in it and care for it.

Location: Preferably within a one hour's drive of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Estate will include but not be limited to: All property plus all buildings and structures existing on property; all furnishings and contents of said buildings and structures; all deeds, titles and proofs of ownership. Estate will not include debt or surviving relatives with a predilection to contesting wills.
In lieu of valuable property, consideration will also be given to benfactors seeking heir for large cash fortune.

Interested parties should tarry not, but instead should write immediately. Serious inquiries only.