Wow. Long-time, no post. Good to see you again. Really.

But -- you gotta hear this -- imagine The Band's...well, is it.....Surprise?......or Chagrin??....?.....let's listen in, alright?..........

(First, let's see that we do this right. There are rules, it appears.......~sigh~...)

The minimum size of the Webmonkey logo is 50 by 57 pixels. The
maximum size is 260 by 293. Sure, you can go ahead and push
the envelope with the sizing, but only if you're willing to fly in
the face of three years of design research and over $1 million in
government-subsidized grants.

Do not use the Webmonkey logo together with the hex-nut
logotype (see top of this page). Are you totally insane? Pick one
or the other.

If you're affixing the logo to an Adults Only site, please refrain from using it to cover the genitalia of nude models.

Like uranium or cute little kitties, the Webmonkey logo should be
treated with extreme care and respect.

The above is copied with due respect to its Creator(s), whom you may find right here -- go see them for the real thing! We've never claimed in these pages that our technical design skills are anything but rudimentary.....rather, we attempt to overwhelm your sensory intake systems to thereby confuse the otherwise critical reader's finely-honed critical faculties into perceiving, if not actually believing, that we actually know what we are doing.....