good thing they aren't attorneys.....

'cuz their argument sucks -- hear about this? there's this restaurant in Tempe, AZ, called The Heart Attack Grill, that uses a Hooter's-style gimmick of having their waitresses wear naughty nurse uniforms as they serve up such items as the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries to customers. so, a bunch of nurses started complaining, and the whole thing has culminated in the AZ Board of Nursing sending the owner a letter informing him that only real nurses can be called nurses........

anyway -- here's the argument made by some brilliant administrator: "Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession," said Sandy Summers, executive director of the Center for Nursing Advocacy, based in Baltimore. "We're asking people, if they're going to have these fantasies, please don't make it so public. Move these sexual fantasies to other professions."

apparently, it's not OK with the nurses for their profession to be objectified, but it IS OK with them if other professions are.

hmmmmmm. like, say, attorneys, maybe??

you, uh, want some fries with that shake??