proof of modern-day evolution, perhaps?



FDA approves over-the-counter sales of Plan B "morning after" contraceptive to adults.

(note to self: buy stock in Barr Pharma, Inc.)

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so, how would this be for a cool chain of events?:

1) FDA approves over-the-counter sales of Plan B "day after" contraceptive to adults.

2) Sens. Patty Murray (D-WA)and Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY)drop objections to Senate vote to confirm Dubya's current recommendation for acting FDA Commissioner, Andrew von Eschenbach.

3) Your Humble Chronicler purchases undisclosed amount of stock in Barr Pharma, Inc., manufacturer of Plan B contraceptive.

4) Eschenbach confirmed.

6) Conservatives, upset with Dubya's failure to block Plan B approval, move to impeach him.

5) Eschenbach backs review of Schedule 1 and paves way for legalization of substances.

6) Your Humble Chronicler experiences unprecedented windfall in Barr Pharma stock as it soars through the roof.

7) Dubya resigns.

8) America withdraws troops from Iraq.

*wink*