Things that Don't Even Make us go "hmmm..."

Yeah. Trying to find newer, happier, more lucrative employment. Trying to relocate to the sunny southwest. Trying to keep it all together at home. Trying to sustain a semblance of positivity despite the third day in a row of rain when the worst that's been predicted has been "partly couldy." Even the weather people are liars. Blah, blah, blah.

So, l tell me -- can you think of anything more useful than this??

From "the April 21 Issue of HP's Daily Freebie":

BonziBUDDY retails for $40, but You get him FREE!
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you have ever had. He can even compare prices on
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From Lightspeed Online Research:

Have you ever looked at your phone and thought, “You know, it would be really cool
if my phone was shaped like a small Elvis doll. And it would be a lot cooler if, instead
of ringing, it would swivel its hips and play Jailhouse Rock.” Well, dream no more!
Go to www.noveltytelephone.com/prodmain.html to find all kinds of novelty phones,
including Snoopy, Coca-Cola Bottle, Mickey Mouse, Kiss, and Volkswagon Beetle.

{........~sigh~..........}