9.25.2007

my site sucks

so, i finally got a comment, after an interminable period of silence from my readers. here it is:
dude, this site sucks. I typed 'bitchin' into goog... dude, this site sucks. I typed 'bitchin' into google expecting to come across some bitchin' shit where some guy blows up after getting fucked by three bitchin' hos and instead I get this pathetic excuse of a site.

I scrolled down your page within the space of approx. 30 secs but I can tell you already that it sucks.

I'm going now to pick five words at random from thebody of your text:

1 - specifically
2 - for
3 - it
4 - trite
5 - pretty

So my point didn't work, well the list is supposed to work a bit like this:

1 - bad
2 - suicide
3 - crushed
4 - adversity
5 - human

And the idea is that the list would work out the same way on any one of your posts. No wonder I'm the first person to comment in what seems like 100 years.

Hardly bitchin at all, really...
(Anonymous) 9/16/07
fair enough. maybe the reason i receive no comments is because the site really does suck. hell if i know. maybe i have no readers. that said, if anyone knows what advice this comment is trying to give me, please let me know. i honestly don't know what they're trying to tell me. i'm certainly open to suggestions for making this a better experience.

or any kind of experience, really. i'll confess -- lately, i just don't feel like i'm all that interesting. like i've lost something. living in ohio quite possibly is killing me.