8.24.2006

not a planet!



who knew?! i guess all these years diminutive little Pluto has been relying on its cuteness to crash the big ol' Solar System Party.

speaking of gravitational fields......



oh, c'mon! we mean that in the fondest of ways. frankly, there's something quite fascinating about the bizarre tension created by all of the conflicting elements of the Brit's persona -- artist, girl, sex symbol, drama queen, mother, wife, vixen. maybe she does have it all.
proof of modern-day evolution, perhaps?



FDA approves over-the-counter sales
of Plan B "morning after" contraceptive to adults.

(note to self: buy stock in Barr Pharma, Inc.)

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so, how would this be for a cool chain of events?:

1) FDA approves over-the-counter sales of Plan B "day after" contraceptive to adults.

2) Sens. Patty Murray (D-WA)and Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY)drop objections to Senate vote to confirm Dubya's current recommendation for acting FDA Commissioner, Andrew von Eschenbach.

3) Your Humble Chronicler purchases undisclosed amount of stock in Barr Pharma, Inc., manufacturer of Plan B contraceptive.

4) Eschenbach confirmed.

6) Conservatives, upset with Dubya's failure to block Plan B approval, move to impeach him.

5) Eschenbach backs review of Schedule 1 and paves way for legalization of substances.

6) Your Humble Chronicler experiences unprecedented windfall in Barr Pharma stock as it soars through the roof.

7) Dubya resigns.

8) America withdraws troops from Iraq.

*wink*